Bad Christmas Music

About Bad Christmas Music

2008-12-25T00:01:00.000-06:00

'Twas the month before Christmas, and all through the house, a couple of musicians were bored with practicing their scales and arpeggios and began looking for other sources of amusement. A book of easy duets provided a few minutes of diversion, but once exhausted, it was subject to the whims of our now desperate duo. The simple exercises were transposed into different keys, played in various modes and tonalities (the locrian mode and whole tone scale were favorites) and played in canon at two measures, one measure, the quarter note and even the eight note. Much mirth ensued.

With the holiday season at hand, our now inspired musicians set their sights on some seasonal favorites. A formidable arsenal of instruments was assemble, including clarinet, trumpet, french horn, trombone, tuba, and piano. These were augmented by some less legitimate instruments, such as slide whistle, penny whistle, a Casio electric keyboard (With auto-rhythm), a mildly functional ukulele, and the celebrated Toadophone. A couple of cassette tape recorders provided studio capabilities and even allowed overdubbing so that our duo could become a trio or quartet if inspiration so dictated.

Two sessions were recorded, amounting to about 20 or so tunes. The tapes were played for some close friends (those deemed to have poor taste, or at least to be non judgmental) but once the Christmas season was passed, the tapes were duly forgotten and apparently lost to history.

Now, nearly 20 years after the fact (and long past any statute of limitations), the lost tapes have been recovered, and the time may be ripe for a revival. Lovingly remastered and set to inspirational holiday scenes, Bad Christmas Music is again available for your enjoyment.

We Wish You a Merry Christmas

2008-11-28T20:15:00.001-06:00

Bad Christmas Music wraps up the 2008 season with "We Wish You a Merry Christmas", arranged by G. D. for four trombones.

Hallelujah Chorus

2008-11-27T00:01:00.000-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents the Hallelujah Chorus, arranged by P. W. and G. D. for a whole lot of stuff and a phonograph record.

Jolly Old Saint Nicolas, Again

2008-11-26T00:08:00.001-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "Jolly Old Saint Nicolas", arranged by P. W. for trombone and tuba.

Jingle Bells, Again, Again...

2008-11-25T00:01:00.000-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "Jingle Bells", arranged by P. W. and G. D. for voices, two slide whistles, ukulele, and maracas.

O Holy Night

2008-11-24T00:01:00.004-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "O Holy Night", arranged by P. W. and G. D. for tuba and electric keyboard.

Silent Night, Again

2008-11-23T00:01:00.000-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "Silent Night", arranged by P. W. and G. D. for two slide whistles.

O Christmas Tree, Again

2008-11-22T16:02:00.000-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "O Christmas Tree", arranged by P. W. and G. D. for four trombones.

Joy to the World, Again

2008-11-21T00:01:00.000-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "Joy to the World", arranged by P. W. and G. D. for penny whistle and tuba.

Jingle Bells, Again

2008-11-20T00:01:00.000-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "Jingle Bells", arranged by P. W. and G. D. for two trombones.

The First Noel

2008-11-19T00:01:00.000-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "The First Noel", arranged by P. W. and G. D. for penny whistle, slide whistle, siren whistle, and maracas.

Jolly Old Saint Nicolas

2008-11-18T00:01:00.001-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "Jolly Old Saint Nicolas", arranged by P. W. and G. D. for clarinet and French horn.

Joy to the World

2008-11-17T00:01:00.000-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "Joy to the World", arranged by P. W. and G. D. for clarinet, trumpet, trombone and tuba.

Khar! eth Dheral Sangel Gsin

2008-11-16T00:01:00.000-06:00

Dba Schristma Cmusi spresent "Khar! eth Dheral Sangel Gsin", darrange yb P. W. dan G. D. rfo otw strombone.

Jingle Bells

2008-11-15T17:04:00.002-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "Jingle Bells", arranged by P. W. and G. D. for tuba, two Slinkys, electric can opener, and electric keyboard.

Rudolph Puna Kuono Peura

2008-11-14T00:01:00.001-06:00

Epäkelpo Joulu Musiikki esittää "Rudolph Puna Kuono Peura", huolehtinut siitä ajaksi kakkonen dia pilli luona P. W. ja G. D.

(Don't worry, it's got subtitles.)

Silent Night

2008-11-13T00:01:00.001-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "Silent Night", arranged by P. W. and G. D. for voices, electric guitar, and electric keyboard.

O Christmas Tree

2008-11-12T00:01:00.001-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "O Christmas Tree", arranged by P. W. and G. D. for clarinet, electric bass, and electric keyboard.

O Little Town of Bethlehem

2008-11-11T00:01:00.001-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "O Little Town of Bethlehem", arranged by P. W. and G. D. for trumpet and trombone.

Ode to Joy

2008-11-10T00:01:00.001-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "Ode to Joy", arranged by P. W. and G. D. for slide whistle, french horn, electric bass, and Slinky.

We Three Kings

2008-11-09T00:01:00.001-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "We Three Kings", arranged by P. W. and G. D. for four trombones and electric keyboard.

Away in a Manger

2008-11-08T10:49:00.002-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "Away in a Manger", arranged by P. W. and G. D. for slide whistle and ukulele.

Little Drummer Boy

2008-11-07T23:23:00.001-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "Little Drummer Boy", arranged by P.W. and G. D. for piano and electric keyboard

Deck the Halls

2008-11-06T23:01:00.007-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "Deck the Halls", arranged by P.W. and G. D. for slide windbreaker and toadophone*.

*The toadophone is a Mexican ocarina made of terra cotta in the shape of a horned lizard (also known as a horned toad).

O Come All Ye Faithful

2008-11-05T20:49:00.003-06:00

Bad Christmas Music presents "O Come All Ye Faithful", arranged by P. W. for trombone and tuba.